if we can't smoke it than beat it to death

Russell Brand is moving to bbc Radio 2. So all of you who were not listening to him on bbc radio 6 now you can not listen to him on radio 2. Apparently he was the highest downloaded podcast on bbc ever. I like to think I did my part.

I had a thought the other day.
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So now that I am 24 I've become only too old for things I will never be too young for anything. I mean I am probably too young to date any one over 41 or 55, I can't quite figure out the math. That's it. Right now I am too old to not have a job. Not have a drivers license. Too old to be living with my parents. Too old to get so trashed I can't remember anything. Well, I can remember things sorta hazily. My body tells me I can't handle this, I don't even have to think hard about that. It's when I am cringing and heaving in my bed the next morning I am alerted to this truth.

Well it has not gotten me down and out yet. Caffeine is a great equalizer. Or the amount of sugar I put in my tea. I said once, "Imagine you were giving tea to a small child. That is how I want my tea." It still had too much tea and not enough sugar and milk. I drank it anyway.