"Tell my female fans I am single and ready to party." - richie sambora

Richie Sambora you dog! Is the guy single or are he an Denise Richards thinking they are fooling people. She is sooo totally going on tour with Bon Jovi! It's the most unsightly couple ever and i just feel they are thinking that deep down they have got the better of their exes by finding some trashy replacement. I think Heather Locklear got the worst or maybe best of it by shacking up briefly with David Spade. WHHHATTTT! yes. NOOOO. yes. WOW.
White people.